I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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