Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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