I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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