so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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