your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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