Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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