I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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