So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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