If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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