Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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