her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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