it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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