its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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