It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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