Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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