You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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