weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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