Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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