what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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