he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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