did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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