we have officially lost it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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