so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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