Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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