After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
