The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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