Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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