Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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