she woke up with a sticky ear
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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