so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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