I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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