I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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