New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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