i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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