I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you traded sex for a burrito?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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