so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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