Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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