We're like a lot better than the average bears
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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