How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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