Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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