It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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