some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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