I checked into jail on foursquare
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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