walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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