My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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