I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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