How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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