All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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