Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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