Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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