i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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