Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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