my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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