she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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