Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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