Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
how does that bad decision feel?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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