Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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