if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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