I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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