I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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